College Bball wrap-up

Well UCLA is sucking ass, but at least we had a couple of zingers.

Me: Mack Brown threw out the first pitch at the Rangers game tonight.
Her: How?
Me: Blank Stare
Her: I mean, why throw it out? What was wrong with it?
Me: Smacks head repeatedly with palm

and of course, the now infamous:

"It's not PORN lotion!!!"

or:

"It makes me want to do girly things. You know, with boys!"