Much Ado about July 4th

"OMG! This tastes exactly like real Coke! How do they do that?"

"I like a Wal-mart skirt!"

"Everything in here is, like, a dollar."

"Marquee creamery"
"Those fuckers spelled Marquee wrong!"

"Is Beltline like a loop or something?"
"Ummmm, BELT LINE..."

"Traffic is a dick suck douche fest."

"PLEASE EVACUATE THE BUILDING!"

"Is it a chode or a tuft of chode?"

"I bet you five bucks this doesn't have aspartame in it."

"Aspartame can poison you!!"

"She puts that aspartame on my tongue tongue, yippy yippy yum yum"